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Beyblade Parody II by ~tamayouchi:icontamayouchi:





Beyblade scriptwriter #1: Hey, you know what would be really cool? I mean, really really awesome?
Beyblade scriptwriter #2: Dude, what?!?
Beyblade scriptwriter #1: We insert an annoying rock star that has SAILORMOON-like powers and no apparent relevance to the plot at all! Yeah!  And we can call her... Ming-Ming! Isn't that the greatest?!?
Beyblade scriptwriter #2: All right! You are an effin' genius, man.
Beyblade scriptwriter #1: *snorts cocaine* I know.

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Ming-Ming: Welcome to BEGA!
Daichi: Did she just say "bagel"?
Tyson: I WILL NOT BATTLE FOR BREAKFAST FOOD! GYAAAAAAH!!!!
*Max prepares mustard bottle...just in case*

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Boris: *silkily* Oh Tyson, I'm so glad you've decided to join BEGA.
Tyson: Let go of my hand.
Boris: We're going to have soooo much fun working together. *wink wink ad nauseam*
Tyson: No, seriously dude, LET GO OF MY HAND.

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Meanwhile, at the White Tiger stomping grounds...

Mariah: *is a world-class blader, but can't catch a fecking bandanna*
Mystel: I will snatch your headband from mid-air and tie it to a tree.
Mariah: My hero!
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Lee: Must...practice.... for Ray...
Fan girls: *mourn Lee's backbone*
Lee: ...I used to have a backbone?

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Mystel: Think like a sparrow! Move like a hummingbird!
Ray: Is that...an actual person flying?
Lee: *jealous* That’s not flying! That's...falling with style!

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Ray: So, I'm running off with Mystel.
Suitcase: *is already packed*
White Tigers: Good-bye Ray!!!
Lee: Don't worry guys; he'll be back in a few days!
Mariah: That's what you said last time.
Lee: ...
Mariah: And the time before that.
Lee: ...I'm sure it's different this time.

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Crusher: I'm going to fight so my sister can have an operation!
Tyson: ...
Crusher: They said I was too big to play Jounouchi!

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Ming-Ming: Mooooon prism powe - oh shit! Wrong show! *does her naked thing*
Daichi: THERE ARE KIDS HERE, YA KNOW!
Kenny: *short-circuits his laptop with drool*

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Ming-Ming: Heeeeeeeereee weeeeeeee goooooooo!
Daichi: I'm going to BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
Everyone: *ears bleed*
Stadium windows: *shatter*
Rei: *wails* My poor elf eaaaaaaars!!!!!!

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Everyone: Kai! You're back!
Kai: *silence*
Tyson: Oh Kai, you've come back to me - er, the team...
Kai: *silently joins Boris's LEAGUE OF NASTY*
Tyson: ...didn't last night mean ANYTHING to you?!!?

END

Other thoughts ----

I must have missed quite a bit in my absence - Hiro is evil now? Like OMGFWTF!?! I'm even more convinced that he and Kai are somehow related now. (Note from tamayouchi: She believes in Takai, but sees Kai as a mix of Hiro and Tyson. If that doesn't make sense, look at the hair or ask her)

If Ming-Ming's voice controls her Beyblade, I say we slit her throat and be done with it. GOD, but she's a bitch. Oh, and hey! If I pissed off any ...*smirk*...Ming-Ming fans with this, I'd like to say a) I apologize and b) You disgust me.

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©2005-2009 ~tamayouchi
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Author's Comments

WARNING: If you find offense in swears and slightly dirty jokes, leave now!!!

Yup, if you loved ~lemonblade's first parody: Beyblade in 50 Seconds here's the second installment of the G-Revolution series! It ends at about episode 43, and jumps around a bit, but nevertheless is quite entertaining.

Oh yeah, the feelings expressed at the end are Erica's and not mine, but I do agree with her about Ming-Ming. The girl who voices Ming-Ming also voices Sailorchibimoon in the English Sailor Moon dub and that voice is inhumanly high-pitched. Daichi sounds so scratchy and we've dubbed the match between the two: The Chipmunk vs. the Parrot.

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:iconyamijay:
I don't know if you had noticed but... Sailor Chibi Moon and Ming Ming have the damn same voice in English. :faint: The agony.

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:iconglay:
WHAHAHAHAHAH XDDD I love it. *favs*
:icontifasjk:
Mariah: *is a world-class blader, but can't catch a fecking bandanna*
Mystel: I will snatch your headband from mid-air and tie it to a tree.
Mariah: My hero!

LOL XD I was watching that ep the other day and she's like ''come back!'' to her bandana as if it's going to stop lol XDDD

And omg -

Crusher: I'm going to fight so my sister can have an operation!
Tyson: ...
Crusher: They said I was too big to play Jounouchi!


I was like how much of a copy was that when crusha was on about it XD


that was great !

and i hate ming ming xD, she's so annoying hilary gets on my nerves too
:icontoadychan:
*very, very amused* I gotta say, I love these. XD I do think MingMing is cute 'n all, but she irritates me to no end with that voice. It's not so bad with her normal overly-cutesy look, but when she does the rip-off Chibi Moon thing, her voice should be a bit different; at least less helium-sounding. The girl who does her voice as well as English Rini's is Stephanie-something, but she's known as Sugar. She's a host for The Zone on YTV, the Canadian station I watch Beyblade on. Meaning, I have to listen to that voice every day during my cartoon-watching. ;P

Crusher: I'm going to fight so my sister can have an operation!
Tyson: ...
Crusher: They said I was too big to play Jounouchi!


I immediately thought of the Jou thing when his sister came into the picture. XD :+favlove:

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:frail:Dance like no one's watching.
:iconlemonblade:
[i]She's a host for The Zone on YTV, the Canadian station I watch Beyblade on. Meaning, I have to listen to that voice every day during my cartoon-watching.[/i]

I feel your pain. I watch YTV too, and I've wanted to put out her eye with an icepick for years now.

:hug: Thanks for hosting this again, Mi-chan! I appreciate!
:iconojamajodoremidokkan:
Mystel: Think like a sparrow! Move like a hummingbird!
Ray: Is that...an actual person flying?
Lee: *jealous* That’s not flying! That's...falling with style!


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! XDDD I LOOOVE EM ALLL THIS IS SO FRICKIN' FUNNEH XD

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:iconanimeloversinc:
HAHAHAHAHHAHHA you must wright more of those

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there is a thin thread between anime and reality... i just broke it
:iconkayla-chan:
love the miriah one, i mean, come on, cat people can jump high right XD haveto have a phantom of the opera dude to catch it

true the the crusher thing too, though Jounouchi is way better looking \o/!!!

wtf is with ming ming, wtf is with the name for one >8o! and yeah, it's true, she's a sailor moon stunt double, couldn't make it on the show so she slipped into BBGR XD!

great job tamayouchi-san :glomp:

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Oops I Accidently Saved The World Again ^^;
:icondranzersflame:
:XD: :XD: :XD:

That made my day.

Awesome.

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