Beyblade scriptwriter #1: Hey, you know what would be really cool? I mean, really really awesome?
Beyblade scriptwriter #2: Dude, what?!?
Beyblade scriptwriter #1: We insert an annoying rock star that has SAILORMOON-like powers and no apparent relevance to the plot at all! Yeah! And we can call her... Ming-Ming! Isn't that the greatest?!?
Beyblade scriptwriter #2: All right! You are an effin' genius, man.
Beyblade scriptwriter #1: *snorts cocaine* I know.
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Ming-Ming: Welcome to BEGA!
Daichi: Did she just say "bagel"?
Tyson: I WILL NOT BATTLE FOR BREAKFAST FOOD! GYAAAAAAH!!!!
*Max prepares mustard bottle...just in case*
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Boris: *silkily* Oh Tyson, I'm so glad you've decided to join BEGA.
Tyson: Let go of my hand.
Boris: We're going to have soooo much fun working together. *wink wink ad nauseam*
Tyson: No, seriously dude, LET GO OF MY HAND.
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Meanwhile, at the White Tiger stomping grounds...
Mariah: *is a world-class blader, but can't catch a fecking bandanna*
Mystel: I will snatch your headband from mid-air and tie it to a tree.
Mariah: My hero!
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Lee: Must...practice.... for Ray...
Fan girls: *mourn Lee's backbone*
Lee: ...I used to have a backbone?
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Mystel: Think like a sparrow! Move like a hummingbird!
Ray: Is that...an actual person flying?
Lee: *jealous* That’s not flying! That's...falling with style!
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Ray: So, I'm running off with Mystel.
Suitcase: *is already packed*
White Tigers: Good-bye Ray!!!
Lee: Don't worry guys; he'll be back in a few days!
Mariah: That's what you said last time.
Lee: ...
Mariah: And the time before that.
Lee: ...I'm sure it's different this time.
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Crusher: I'm going to fight so my sister can have an operation!
Tyson: ...
Crusher: They said I was too big to play Jounouchi!
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Ming-Ming: Mooooon prism powe - oh shit! Wrong show! *does her naked thing*
Daichi: THERE ARE KIDS HERE, YA KNOW!
Kenny: *short-circuits his laptop with drool*
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Ming-Ming: Heeeeeeeereee weeeeeeee goooooooo!
Daichi: I'm going to BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!
Everyone: *ears bleed*
Stadium windows: *shatter*
Rei: *wails* My poor elf eaaaaaaars!!!!!!
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Everyone: Kai! You're back!
Kai: *silence*
Tyson: Oh Kai, you've come back to me - er, the team...
Kai: *silently joins Boris's LEAGUE OF NASTY*
Tyson: ...didn't last night mean ANYTHING to you?!!?
END
Other thoughts ----
I must have missed quite a bit in my absence - Hiro is evil now? Like OMGFWTF!?! I'm even more convinced that he and Kai are somehow related now. (Note from tamayouchi: She believes in Takai, but sees Kai as a mix of Hiro and Tyson. If that doesn't make sense, look at the hair or ask her)
If Ming-Ming's voice controls her Beyblade, I say we slit her throat and be done with it. GOD, but she's a bitch. Oh, and hey! If I pissed off any ...*smirk*...Ming-Ming fans with this, I'd like to say a) I apologize and b) You disgust me.
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Mystel: I will snatch your headband from mid-air and tie it to a tree.
Mariah: My hero!
LOL XD I was watching that ep the other day and she's like ''come back!'' to her bandana as if it's going to stop lol XDDD
And omg -
Crusher: I'm going to fight so my sister can have an operation!
Tyson: ...
Crusher: They said I was too big to play Jounouchi!
I was like how much of a copy was that when crusha was on about it XD
that was great !
and i hate ming ming xD, she's so annoying hilary gets on my nerves too
Crusher: I'm going to fight so my sister can have an operation!
Tyson: ...
Crusher: They said I was too big to play Jounouchi!
I immediately thought of the Jou thing when his sister came into the picture. XD
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I feel your pain. I watch YTV too, and I've wanted to put out her eye with an icepick for years now.
Ray: Is that...an actual person flying?
Lee: *jealous* That’s not flying! That's...falling with style!
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! XDDD I LOOOVE EM ALLL THIS IS SO FRICKIN' FUNNEH XD
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there is a thin thread between anime and reality... i just broke it
true the the crusher thing too, though Jounouchi is way better looking \o/!!!
wtf is with ming ming, wtf is with the name for one >8o! and yeah, it's true, she's a sailor moon stunt double, couldn't make it on the show so she slipped into BBGR XD!
great job tamayouchi-san
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Oops I Accidently Saved The World Again
That made my day.
Awesome.
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